Lucas Hardy

This guy can eat a meal. If you ever sat down at a restaurant with him you would be horrified. A guest and him go to a booth and three quarters of the table is full with plates of greasy, fattening disgust. What's worse is the amount of time he spends in the washroom. You aren't even done with your meal, he's had four meals then hits the head. The check shows up and finally he appears about fifteen pounds lighter. Anyway, who cares about that, he can write a mean article and that's all that matters to us.