Owen Cadus

Owen was born in Cambodia and worked his way out of destitution, battled a bout with malaria and won, traveled to Mexico where he had stomach fits from drinking tainted water, then came to America where he had to deal with a corrupt American government. Okay, none of that was true, well, maybe the last part was true, but there really isn't much interesting about Owen other than his pessimistic outlook on life, and that is why we love him.